Quotes & Jokes by J. B. Smoove / page 9

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.