Quotes & Jokes by J. B. Smoove / page 8
You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.
You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to me.
I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at 'SNL,' I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you're going to end up at.
You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.
I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that.
Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.
Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing.
All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest.
I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.
I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do a comedy show 12 stories up. I'm fearless about everything else.
If I had signed my fourth season of SNL, I wouldn’t have ever had the opportunity to do Curb Your Enthusiasm. If my buddy OG Pearson wouldn’t have passed away, I wouldn’t have been in L.A. for his memorial, and I would’ve never auditioned for Curb.