Quotes & Jokes by Louie Anderson / page 2

Credit-card debt and day trading-I feel like Michael Corleone in Godfather III, just when I think out, they pull me back in.

My first words were "Seconds, please". Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9x12.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.

It's so much easier to be cynical.

We all think we're going to get out of debt.