Quotes & Jokes by Natasha Leggero / page 2
Male comics are always coming up to me, and they’re like, ‘Hey, Natasha, don’t you think you’re a little attractive to be a comedian?’ And I’m like, ‘Don’t you think you’re a little ugly to be talking to me?’
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80’s
Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?
I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
How are you gonna make an ‘idol’ from the type of person you’re trying to avoid in real life?
I just broke up with a guy… it’s hard breaking up with them, ‘cause you have to be like, “Listen, you’ve run out of money.”
No one smart is having a toilet baby. It’s never like ‘Darling you’ll never guess what has come out of my vagina’
I wish his [Frank Ocean] music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.