Quotes & Jokes by Ray Romano / page 8

This year, I will hug my wife more. Or have my assistant hug her more for me.

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.