Quotes & Jokes by Ray Romano / page 7
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.
I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.
My daughter’s tricycle said “Some Assembly Required.” It came in a jar.
If we did a reunion show we should do it now and show it in 10 years just so everybody still looks good.
You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.
I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.
People are going to see both of us and think it`s an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It`s not an easy switch. It`s not an easy transition from TV to film.
It is our swan song, and winning kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now.
The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.
I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.