Quotes & Jokes by Ray Romano / page 7

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

I do what I do because I love it.

My daughter’s tricycle said “Some Assembly Required.” It came in a jar.

It is our swan song, and winning kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

If we did a reunion show we should do it now and show it in 10 years just so everybody still looks good.

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.

I lived at home till I was 29.

I love stand-up and I haven't given it up.

People are going to see both of us and think it`s an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It`s not an easy switch. It`s not an easy transition from TV to film.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.

My career has been my craziest adventure.