Quotes & Jokes by Ray Romano / page 7
Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.'
You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.
If we did a reunion show we should do it now and show it in 10 years just so everybody still looks good.
The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.
Without identical twins, you’ll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.
It is our swan song, and winning kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now.
I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.
People are going to see both of us and think it`s an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It`s not an easy switch. It`s not an easy transition from TV to film.
I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.
After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'