Quotes & Jokes by Ray Romano / page 7
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.
I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.
My daughter’s tricycle said “Some Assembly Required.” It came in a jar.
You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.
If we did a reunion show we should do it now and show it in 10 years just so everybody still looks good.
It is our swan song, and winning kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now.
The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.
I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.
I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.
People are going to see both of us and think it`s an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It`s not an easy switch. It`s not an easy transition from TV to film.