Quotes & Jokes by Ray Romano / page 7

I do what I do because I love it.

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

My daughter’s tricycle said “Some Assembly Required.” It came in a jar.

It is our swan song, and winning kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now.

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

I lived at home till I was 29.

I love stand-up and I haven't given it up.

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.

If we did a reunion show we should do it now and show it in 10 years just so everybody still looks good.

People are going to see both of us and think it`s an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It`s not an easy switch. It`s not an easy transition from TV to film.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

My career has been my craziest adventure.

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.