Quotes & Jokes by Red Buttons / page 9

John Wilkes Booth, who said, "Sorry, I thought he was a critic." Never got a dinner!

Noah’s wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, "It’s your turn to spread the papers on the floor!" Never got a dinner!

William Tell’s son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, "There’s gotta be an easier way to kill worms." Never got a dinner!