Quotes & Jokes by Richard Pryor / page 6

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.

The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go from here - to another planet so they can mess that up too?

No, I'm not dying, and I sure... ain't dead.

I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace.

Everyone carries around his own monsters.

When I was in Africa, this voice came to me and said, "Richard, what do you see?" I said, "I see all types of people." The voice said, "But do you see any niggers?" I said, "No." It said, "Do you know why? 'Cause there aren't any."

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying.

I'm going back out on the road. I love it, but I do need the money. It's a very safe high for me.

I don't understand what goes on some times, right, cuz here we are in this theater, we gettin along just fine. We go outside and the shit change.

I was given two weeks to walk again, so I hooked up with a trainer, and he... had me walking. I'll never forget that, it was grueling.