Bitch was so fine I'd suck her daddy's dick.
Richard Pryor Quotes and Jokes
When I hear 'yee-haw!', that scare the shit outta me. Cuz I know what come next. Y'all remember? Y'all's ancestors used to hang us for kicks? ..Muthafuckin on the weekend, hot, couldn't get no pussy? 'Let's go down to the jail, get a couple of them black ones and just string 'em up. ..yeehaww..' ..When I hear that, shit crawl all up and down my neck.
My father died fucking. He did. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time.
I was brought up in a whorehouse in Peoria. My mother and father lived there and worked there.
White people go; Why you guys hold your things? Cause you done took every thing else, motherfucker!
You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When you don't use sensitivity when you're having sex, or share some of your soul, nothing gonna happen, because men really get afraid. Men really get scared in bed.
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, "Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.
There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.