Quotes & Jokes by Sandra Bernhard / page 6

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

It's up to couples, to individuals, to have a trust between each other.

If I've learned anything in my 30s, it's about holding back a little bit.

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.

This person at the next table is a fabulous drag queen. I didn't get it until I just looked up.

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.

I definitely want to be with somebody who doesn't feel lost or in my shadow.

You have to take the basics of feminism and the kind of outline of it and do what you do with it. You have to make things work for your own life.

My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch.

If you come home to a household of chaos and anger and fear, you're not going to feel protected from the world.

I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life.

At no time do I come from a cynical point of view. I'm coming from a concerned point of view.