Quotes & Jokes about Beat / page 2

My dad was one of those dads that would make me stop crying by threatening to beat me.

They used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus.

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.

The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

Why would you beat up on a gay guy? I'm all for kickin' ass, but let's take out the enemy, you know, some good-looking straight dude with a nice car and job.