Quotes & Jokes about Laziness / page 2

Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, “A teaspoon before going to bed,” and in one day he uses seven bottles.

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.