Quotes & Jokes about Truth / page 3

If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you’ve lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

All I did was tell the truth. That's is what the whole show is about! And if "Politically Incorrect" has to go down for it, so be it!