Quotes & Jokes about Truth / page 3

If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you’ve lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.

All I did was tell the truth. That's is what the whole show is about! And if "Politically Incorrect" has to go down for it, so be it!

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.