Quote by Gabriel Iglesias:

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

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Gabriel Jesus Iglecias, known professionally as Gabriel Iglesias or Fluffy, is an American comedian and actor. He is known for his shows I'm Not Fat… I'm Fluffy and Hot & Fluffy.

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