I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.
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You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right'
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now.
I can’t go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I’ll be snapped up before the first lights out!