Quotes & Jokes by Bill Maher / page 16
A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors and scrutinized its citizens' everyday existence. And then they excused themselves to go watch "Big Brother".
The other guys are selling certainty. Not me. I'm on the corner with doubt.
Bush didn't really win on his popularity last time. He won on scaring people that Kerry might do something stupid like, I don't know, sell the ports to the Arabs.
I get the Playboy thing a lot. People assume I go out with bimbos. I couldn`t go out with bimbos if I tried! I scare them off! The women that like me are smart. So I go to the Playboy Mansion four or five times a year, but people think I go all the time.
The country can't get well if the people are sick. And the people are sick.
Don't say a woman is crazy just because she runs away from her wedding.
This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.
The Founding Fathers were more deists. If you had to categorize them as anything. There was some sort of moving prime force. But it's an impersonal force. Some people call it Nature. Certainly not this personal god who you have a personal relationship with, who listens to your prayers and answers them, or doesn't. You know, not the silly stuff that most Americans believe because we're such a dumb nation.
And for the record, all marriages are same sex marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex.
The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.