Quotes & Jokes by Bill Maher / page 17
This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.
Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.
That’s America for you - a red herring culture, always scared of the wrong things. The fact is, there are a lot of creepy middle-aged men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonald’s, Marlboro and K Street.
I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do.
Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?
You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery.
And for the record, all marriages are same sex marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex.
Don't say a woman is crazy just because she runs away from her wedding.
Isn't Bush the worst president ever? I mean, when his term is over, he has to walk back to Texas.
The president is not doing well with African Americans. His popularity rating - his approval rating - with blacks: two percent. Two percent. That is somewhere between Mark Fuhrman and sickle cell anemia.
We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.
If I just sit here every Friday night and spout Bush administration talking points, that's not information or entertainment, it's Fox News!