Quotes & Jokes by Dane Cook / page 16
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
When you and your friends are just hanging out, you don't consider your buddies to have one specific style of comedy, you just like to shoot the shit, and whatever is funny works. And that's my mentality on stage. I don't care to be like "I'm the performer. Sit, listen, and laugh." I want it to feel like we're all just hanging out. And that's how I tell my stories.
You never make secret hallways normal height, they always have to be uncomfortable. Like Why the fuck did I build them like this?! Where's my Lab!?!
It's the greatest when your girlfriend says to you, "dude... you need to go and get laid."
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single and lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
True love is when you’re cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!
People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.