Quotes & Jokes by Dave Chappelle / page 5

I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.

I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem.

Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

My generation is under-entertained.

I got a lot of positive people around me.

I love my jokes.

I'm not smoking crack. I'm definitely stressed out.

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.

The higher up I went, the less happy I was.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

I wasn't crazy but it is incredibly stressful.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.

Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.