Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 21
307 quotes
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.
Statistically speaking, when a woman says "I'm not going to have sex with you", she'll often have sex with you.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with "listen up doll face".
Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.