Quotes & Jokes by Ellen DeGeneres / page 13
For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.
Though you feel you're not where you're suppose to be, you shouldn't worry because that next turn that you take, it will lead you to where you wanna go.
Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and then run away.
I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.
I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not wearing Kmart.
What goes up must come down, which is why I don't wear tube tops.
The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun.
If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don't memorize numbers anymore.
People love gossip. It's the biggest thing that keeps the entertainment industry going.
When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous was good. And I mistakenly thought that if I was famous then everyone would love me.
When I was growing up, we had a petting zoo, and, well, we had two sections. We had a petting zoo, and then we had a heavy-petting zoo. For people who really liked the animals a lot.