Quotes & Jokes by George Burns / page 2
First of all you've got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did.
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
At my age, the only thing hot waiting for me in my dressing room is a bowl of soup.
What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.