Quotes & Jokes by Greg Behrendt / page 8
If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you.
When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
I'm in an abusive relationship with butter. And I'm the only one getting hurt.
If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
Just because he’s busy doesn’t make him more valuable. “Busy” does not mean “better”.
So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.'
Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.
I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember men are never to busy to get what they want.
I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly.
It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.
When you're in your 20s and 30s and you drop some weight, people notice, they're nice about it. They're like, 'Hey man, you look good!' But when you're in your 40s and you lose weight, people are like, 'You doin' all right?'