Quotes & Jokes by Greg Behrendt / page 9
Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.
When you're in your 20s and 30s and you drop some weight, people notice, they're nice about it. They're like, 'Hey man, you look good!' But when you're in your 40s and you lose weight, people are like, 'You doin' all right?'
The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning.
When we’re picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.
So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.
She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.
If we’re friends with someone and attracted to them, we’re going to want to take it further.
At this point in time, that's like saying you're not 'into the phone.'
I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!
Feeling in love and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.