Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 17
You might be a redneck if you use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You might be a redneck if you think a "quarter horse" is that ride in front of K-Mart.
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
You might be a redneck if you burn your front yard rather than mow it.
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
You might be a redneck if you have used a bar stool as a walker.
You might be a redneck if your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.