Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 19

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if there is a wasp nest in your living room.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

You might be a redneck if you have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.

You might be a redneck if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You might be a redneck if your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You might be a redneck if your screen door has no screen.

Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.