Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 26

You might be a redneck if your back porch is bigger than your house.

You might be a redneck if your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.

You might be a redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.

You might be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if none of your shirts cover your stomach.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a redneck if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.

The CMT folks, there was a genuine enthusiasm that I've never had in television before on the executive side.

You might be a redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.

You might be a redneck if you gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.