Quotes & Jokes by Lenny Bruce / page 4

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

I want to perform an unnatural act.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

A lot of people say to me, “Why did you kill Christ?” I dunno… it was one of those parties that got out of hand.