Life and mental illness aside, the only reason to stay miserable is life or mental illness.
Richard Lewis Quotes and Jokes
Nothing matters until you realize that nothing really matters other than helping others who live as if nothing will ever really matter.
I’m a major hypochondriac. I won’t even masturbate anymore. I’m afraid I might give myself something.
My grandparents - life was food. I go, 'Grandma, I don't feel well. I'm suicidal.' She says, 'You're hungry. You're just hungry.'
First class mail sucks. What is third class mail? They must strap a letter on the back of a mental patient and he wanders aimlessly.
Sobriety is something you do for yourself. I sure don't miss blackouts but the downside is having the clarity to know who I am.