Life and mental illness aside, the only reason to stay miserable is life or mental illness.
Richard Lewis Quotes and Jokes
Nothing matters until you realize that nothing really matters other than helping others who live as if nothing will ever really matter.
I’m a major hypochondriac. I won’t even masturbate anymore. I’m afraid I might give myself something.
First class mail sucks. What is third class mail? They must strap a letter on the back of a mental patient and he wanders aimlessly.
I'll speak for me, though it's hard for me to speak for myself because I don't know who I am.