Life and mental illness aside, the only reason to stay miserable is life or mental illness.
Richard Lewis Quotes and Jokes
I’m a major hypochondriac. I won’t even masturbate anymore. I’m afraid I might give myself something.
Nothing matters until you realize that nothing really matters other than helping others who live as if nothing will ever really matter.
First class mail sucks. What is third class mail? They must strap a letter on the back of a mental patient and he wanders aimlessly.
One of the pluses of being married with no kids is that my wife can have more free time after she tucks me in.
My grandparents - life was food. I go, 'Grandma, I don't feel well. I'm suicidal.' She says, 'You're hungry. You're just hungry.'