Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 8

I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.

We show-ed a lot of intensity on defense early. But we missed one of our point guards who is the spark for our defense.

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Without the reality, it's just slamming into things. If you start with that physical comedy, then things surely but slowly fall apart. But you build on that reality and then you can go pretty outrageous - up to the Keaton-like gags.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

They make these outrageous comedies and just use these kids as props. They're not beings who are transforming.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?"

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now.

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?