I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
Robin Williams Quotes and Jokes
I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence. The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.
When they named a hurricane "Hurricane Ike", I went "finally, they have the balls to name a hurricane after a crack smoking, wife beating motherfucker."
You must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all.
Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.
As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them. You will do shit that even the Devil would go "dude..."
And if you want a linguistic adventure, go drinking with a Scotsman. Cause you can't fucking understand them before.