Quotes & Jokes by Sandra Bernhard / page 3
I don't need to be redundant to the gay community about what's wrong and what isn't happening for them.
I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.
Onstage, I'm still wearing my fabulous, sheer dresses because I'm not that big.
I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.
The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.
I didn't belong when I was in high school. Now people are trying to buy lips.
Hip doesn't really come into play anymore as far as I can tell.
How far can we go? How much can we absorb and still have some peace of mind?
I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.
Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
I would be dishonorable in a relationship because I wasn't getting what I wanted from that person.
I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
I'm not saying I'm some high priestess. I do things, I'm sure, that are damaging, but it's certainly not on purpose.
For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty.