Quotes & Jokes by Steve Martin / page 8
I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits.
So she viewed time spent in the land of the normal as an investigation into the world of marriage-worthy men, even if she was unsure about her own interest in marriage. There must be one solid citizen who also had a spark of life, a sense of humor and adventure.
People come up to me and say "Steve, what is film editing?" And I say "How should I know? You're the director."
What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be Democrats... or skinny.
Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.
First I get my name in the phone book and now I’m on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.
I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
Lacy was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized.
There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they'll talk back to you.
How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?
A girl who is willing to give every ounce of herself to someone, who could never betray her lover, who never suspects maliciousness of anyone, and whose sexuality sleeps in her, waiting to be stirred.