Quotes & Jokes by Bill Cosby / page 12

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.