Quotes & Jokes by Bill Maher / page 16
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.
A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors and scrutinized its citizens' everyday existence. And then they excused themselves to go watch "Big Brother".
I believe in God, I just give him more credit than being a single parent and an author.
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.
And for the record, all marriages are same sex marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex.
Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.
I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.
I get the Playboy thing a lot. People assume I go out with bimbos. I couldn`t go out with bimbos if I tried! I scare them off! The women that like me are smart. So I go to the Playboy Mansion four or five times a year, but people think I go all the time.
Mr. President, there are some people who are never going to like you. That's why they voted for the old guy and Carrie's mom. You're not going to win them over. Stand up for the 70% of Americans who aren't crazy.
The country can't get well if the people are sick. And the people are sick.