Quotes & Jokes by Carrot Top / page 2

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.