Quotes & Jokes by Carrot Top / page 2

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.