Quotes & Jokes by Carrot Top / page 2

27 quotes

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.