Quotes & Jokes by Chris Rock / page 12
If you said more words to him than "mommy'll be back", he might know something!
When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.
If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
'Cause every woman in here, ever since you were … every guy you met has been trying to fuck you. That's right.
Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
It's weird with stand-up comedy. It doesn't really translate worldwide. I want to figure out how do I make it worldwide. Do a special in Africa. Can't beat that. Pull that off, then I will have done something.
I always say there's no more little girls, just boys with breasts. Girls act like boys nowadays. Teenage girls, they go after boys. They're predatory just like boys. My goal is to keep my girls, girls.