Quotes & Jokes by David Spade / page 7

It's funny because it's funny.

I'm up. If that doesn't get me up, you know what will. Housekeeping. Housekeeping. Bink. No, need sleepy!

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?

I'm just lucky to know someone that's that sweet and pretty.

My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.

The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.