Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 21

Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

People that say "I'm really sensitive" rarely are.

Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.

If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.

You know you’re too high when you’re eating cereal naked and your girlfriend is like “Put some clothes on” and you realize that it’s not your girlfriend. It’s just a woman on the bus.