Quotes & Jokes by Gary Gulman / page 4
No, yea. You were ahead of me, until you went shopping… the best I can offer you is back cutsies, and that’s incredibly generous.
Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?
In all seriousness, do rappers really speak to the women in their life like that?
I really think I'm at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I've learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I'm doing onstage now.
Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.
Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.
Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.
If you are 26 years old and you’re waking up under Star Wars sheets… the Force is not with you.
It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don’t make or break a career.