Quotes & Jokes by Greg Behrendt / page 10

Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there?

Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.

He's the badass of the group - like if they get into some kind of Scooby-Doo scrape, he's the one that's gonna get them out.