Quotes & Jokes by Greg Behrendt / page 9
If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
I'm in an abusive relationship with butter. And I'm the only one getting hurt.
If we’re friends with someone and attracted to them, we’re going to want to take it further.
She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there?
When we’re picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.
So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.
The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
At this point in time, that's like saying you're not 'into the phone.'
Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.
I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!
Feeling in love and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.