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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
