Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 11

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

You might be a redneck if you call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis.

You might be a redneck if your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got an idiot.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if people are scared to touch your wife's bathrobe.

You might be a redneck if your brother-in-law is your uncle.

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if you wear someone else's work shirt.