Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 12

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if the taillight covers of your car are made of tape.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light.

You might be a redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

You might be a redneck if people are scared to touch your wife's bathrobe.

You might be a redneck if you wear someone else's work shirt.

A free book that comes to my house full of nothing but women in their underwear? God Bless America!

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if you fish in your above-ground pool... and catch something.