Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 12

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if you wear someone else's work shirt.

You might be a redneck if the taillight covers of your car are made of tape.

You might be a redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.

You might be a redneck if you fish in your above-ground pool... and catch something.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

You might be a redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.