Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 12
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
You might be a redneck if the taillight covers of your car are made of tape.
When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You might be a redneck if you fish in your above-ground pool... and catch something.
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
You might be a redneck if your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You might be a redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
You might be a redneck if you've sat on the toilet until your legs fell asleep.
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?