Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 12

You might be a redneck if the taillight covers of your car are made of tape.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

A free book that comes to my house full of nothing but women in their underwear? God Bless America!

You might be a redneck if people are scared to touch your wife's bathrobe.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

You might be a redneck if you wear someone else's work shirt.

You might be a redneck if your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if the neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.