Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 14

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

You might be a redneck if the neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

You might be a redneck if you think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's tooth.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if on stag night, you take a real deer.

You might be a redneck if you refer to your wife and mother-in-law as "dual air bags".

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You".

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you think cur is a breed of dog.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

You might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it.