Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 14

You might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if you refer to your wife and mother-in-law as "dual air bags".

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

You might be a redneck if you think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's tooth.

You might be a redneck if on stag night, you take a real deer.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if you think cur is a breed of dog.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

You might be a redneck if... you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.