Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 17
People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
If you think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if there is more oil in your cap than in your car.
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
You might be a redneck if you have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
You might be a redneck if there is a wasp nest in your living room.