Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 17

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

You might be a redneck if there is a wasp nest in your living room.

You might be a redneck if you have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.

If you think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if bikers back down from your momma.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

You might be a redneck if there is more oil in your cap than in your car.

You might be a redneck if you think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's tooth.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if you've never paid for a haircut.

You might be a redneck if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.