Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 17
You might be a redneck if your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you think a "quarter horse" is that ride in front of K-Mart.
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
You might be a redneck if you burn your front yard rather than mow it.
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
You might be a redneck if your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
If you think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup, you might be a redneck.
People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.