Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 18
You might be a redneck if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You might be a redneck if the rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
You might be a redneck if you have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
You might be a redneck if you've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
You might be a redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
You might be a redneck if you've ever shot a deer from inside your house.