Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 18

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You might be a redneck if bikers back down from your momma.

You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

You might be a redneck if you clean your nails with a stick.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You might be a redneck if you roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

You might be a redneck if your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

You might be a redneck if there is more oil in your cap than in your car.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

You might be a redneck if you have to go down to the creek to take a bath.