Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 18
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
You might be a redneck if you think a "quarter horse" is that ride in front of K-Mart.
You might be a redneck if your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
You might be a redneck if there is more oil in your cap than in your car.
You might be a redneck if there is a wasp nest in your living room.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
You might be a redneck if you've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
You might be a redneck if someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it."
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.