Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 19
If your wife’s hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You might be a redneck if you've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
You might be a redneck if someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it."
It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.
You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.