Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 20
I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.
You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
You might be a redneck if the rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
One in the morning, you have people waiting for a booth to open at a Waffle House.